| What will the mainstream media do with us? | |
| They will ignore us |
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| They will try to absorb us, not unlike The Blob (run away! run away!) |
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| They will conflate us with the ultra-left wing |
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| They will abandon the geek stereotype for the aging hippie stereotype |
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| They will worship us and want to be our friends |
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| They will blame every extremist viewpoint online on the A-list bloggers |
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| They will treat us like a fad, like CB radio users. (really showing my age here!) |
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| They will all get blogs, and then declare that theirs are more professional |
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| They will send us each a pony |
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| They will turn the word "blogger" into code for "wannabe journalist" |
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| They will out every one of us, like they did to Armando |
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| They will run screaming from their studios and newsrooms when we bring torches and pitchforks |
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| They will ask us for money |
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| They will ask us why we're "so angry," until we REALLY get pissed off |
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| They will find the "off" switch for the internets and use it |
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| 25 Total Votes | |
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